Here Are A Bunch Of Other Video Game Nipples. Last week the world was shaken by the startling revelation that everyones favourite former plumber has nipples. We should have seen this coming, really. Pyrosequencing Data Exchange Tool here. Despite some debate, weve been told in no uncertain terms that Mario is a human. And the standard configuration of a human includes two nipples. But this revelation raises more questions. This story originally appeared on Kotaku Australia. Your daily source of hunting and fishing content thats smart, funny, engaging and as outdoorobsessed as you are. Did a committee have to discuss the size of Marios areolae Does Mario have to deal with chafing Does this mean Waluigi has nipples too When do I get to see themI dont have any answers though I like to think Mario uses Nip. Into The Web more. Guards. What I do have is a collection of some of the most prominent, memorable and strange nipples in video games. So without further ado, here are some characters I can confirm have at least one 1 nipple, listed in ascending order of verified nipple count Hanzo OverwatchDoomfist OverwatchKratos God of WarGeralt The Witcher 3Juggernaut Dota 2Pudge Dota 2Gladiolus Amicitia Final Fantasy 1. Sora Kingdom HeartsLiam Mass Effect AndromedaNathan Drake Uncharted 4Norman Reedus Death StrandingThe Sims 4. Johnny Cage Mortal KombatThe player character in Player. Hack Coin Game Wild Blood DownloadUnknowns Battlegrounds. Oocca The Legend of Zelda Twilight PrincessThe Mother Dragon Age Origins AwakeningBroodmother Dragon Age OriginsGiven the prominence of nipples throughout video game history, why are we, as a society, so obsessed with these small, circular, newly Nintendo official areas of skin Perhaps Marios nipples captured the publics imagination so quickly because so many characters do not appear to have them. In case you need to cleanse your palate of tiny flesh nubs, here is a list of some video game characters I discovered are devoid of nipples in my tumble down the rabbit hole of areola Link Breath of the WildSonic. Hack Coin Game Wild BloodyChaos Witch Quelaag Dark SoulsEverybody in Persona 5. Everybody in Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2. Everybody in Pokemon Sun and Moon UPDATE CORRECTIONBowser this will not stop fanartists from giving them to him anyway. Given the prominence of nipples throughout video game history, why are we, as a society, so obsessed with these small, circular, newly Nintendoofficial areas of skin. Cheat Happens game trainers. Weve been making PC trainers for over 15 years.